My God Rides A Skateboard by Spermbirds
My God Rides A Skateboard lyrics
When i was ridin' my board just the other day
It slipped out from under me and went away
Went under a car and it's broke
Can't skate no more I ain't got no note
I went inside and turned on the tv
Jerry Falwell was lookin' at me
He said "you want to go to heaven, there's just one
thing
You gotta help me pay for this diamond ring"
i was just gonna send him a check i signed
When the only thing that saved me was a friend of mine
He said DON'T give money to things you hate
Here's another board, come on, let's skate!
Pray for salvation and what do you get?
A preacher with a limo and a mouthful of shit
I'm through with their promises, I'm through with their
lies
I'll see them in hell when those fuckers die
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My god rides a skateboard X4
Religion is fine, if that's what you need
But don't be a victim of some dickhead's greed
I don't care how Jim Bakker feels
His shit don't bother me, my god's on wheels
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So pray for salvation and what do you get
A preacher with a Limo, who don't give a shit
I think they're wrong, I think they don't care
You can't go to heaven if the checkbook's not there
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